Mondrian Sucks! Mens Hoodie
This is a six-symbol. That's like a sex symbol, but there's six of them. It's called "Mondrian sucks", because I think any 6th-grader with a canvas, masking tape and a couple of cans of spray paint can make a Mondrian. How he gets paid millions of dollars for those simplistic geometric shapes is beyond me. So I designed a much more complex set of geographic shapes, with more complex lighting and shading. Hang this next to a Mondrian, see which one you can stare at longer. In my (never very) humble opinion, after a week of having a Mondrian, the only way you'd notice it is if it fell off the wall. Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be Dennis Miller.
We print all Hoodies using the latest DTG print technology and highest quality inks to ensure a superior print quality and a lasting finish. The double fabric hood with self-coloured drawcord and a front kangaroo pouch pocket makes this Hoodie just perfect.
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